What the...?

Charlie likes to make me laugh.  Unintentionally, of course.

One expression he likes is,"What the Hank?"
Not sure how it morphed into that.

He is colouring some paper plates right now.  He's made three pictures for his teacher, Miss Sholan, who he looooves.  He has said he is going to marry Kate, Lily and Miss Sholan.  Lily is his girlfriend.  She is about as adorable as they come.  He is devoted to her, and she thinks he's so nice.  He hugs her and kisses her whenever he sees her.

I just asked him if he was going to make a plate for Miss Theresa, his other teacher.
"Nope."
"Why not??!?!"
"Because she has not got long hair."

Ah.