A Discourse On Digestion

Charlie after shoving a giant piece of Pomelo in his mouth:

"Mummy, my mouth BIIIIG."

"Yes, Charlie, that was a huge piece you just put in."

"It go down my tummy."

"Yes, it's going down to your tummy!"

"It go in my poo."

"Yes, that's right - it will be in your poo!"

"It go in my nappy."

"Yep, you got it."