Snippets

Snippet 1:
More information than you probably wanted, but yesterday Kate came upstairs when I was getting dressed for work. She was standing behind me, took one look at my knickers and said, "Mummy, bum, stuck!"

This morning she did the same thing, except she also started pulling at them and said, "Out! Out!"

Snippet 2:
She was farting on command the other day. About 10 times. What a great skill. We were in fits of laughter. I know I'm not supposed to be encouraging her, and I have no idea where she gets her toilet humour from....