Unmotivated

You know how some days you just couldn't be arsed? Today is a day like that for me.

I've got loads to do.

It's 4pm and I'm seriously thinking about leaving work right now.

Might as well, since it's not like anything is going to get done between now and 5pm. Or 6pm.

Plus I've got this waiting for me at home:

How does one sneak out of work without people noticing, in the middle of winter? How does one conceal one's coat and bag? Summer's easy - just pretend you're going to the loo. But the Safeway is closed now, so I can't use that as an excuse, and there is nowhere else to go around here with a coat. Hmmm. Think. Think. Think. Think.